Without Harriet Weaver, James Joyce could not have written Ulysses (1922) … without his trust fund, William S. Burroughs would have run out of heroin and never written Naked Lunc(1959) … oh the good old days … little has changed, oh my beloved readers, attentive listeners and glorious voyeurs … without web-based patronage it seems unlikely that The Naked Blonde Writer shall find sufficient time to compose her next opus The Dark Side of Tinsel Town … Thus, we turn to Patreon as a platform for potential patrons to supply pecuniary foundations for the composition of Naked Literature-in-progress. Should you wish to consider making a pledge, know that it shall not go unnoticed … PECUNIARY PATRONS PLEASE